Thursday, December 14, 2006

I want a new Job!



This is another reason I love Kiwis.

WELLINGTON (AFP) - New Zealanders looking for some extra curricular activity are now able to apply for the position of condom tester.

Condom manufacturer Durex is looking for test pilots of its products, and says New Zealanders were chosen because they are among the most sexually active and adventurous in the world.

"Kiwis have proven they're a sexually energetic bunch, and therefore it makes sense that a select few will have the chance to try our latest condom innovation, all in the name of research," said Durex New Zealand manager Victoria Potter.

"Durex wants to ensure that its condoms are best meeting the needs of New Zealanders, from delivering on sexual pleasure, to keeping them safe."

Potential applicants are invited to log on to www.explorersclub.co.nz and provide details as to why they believe they are up to the job.


Wife: How was your day at work today dear?
Husband: It had its ups and downs.

3 Comments:

Blogger Tink said...

So... Do they pay for the kid if the condom fails? ;)

5:03 PM  
Blogger Pamer said...

i think they become a ward of the state and when they reach 5 years old they are sent to the kiwi orchards to toil and sweat

10:33 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

And its ins and outs.

5:33 PM  

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