Thursday, October 12, 2006

Gary Neville's Own Goal vs Croatia

Oh the horror...the horror!!!!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

I am so pissed off!!

Like the title says, I am a little pissed my family, so called friends, co-workers...everyone.

I watched "Scrubs" for the first time today. For some reason I've never tuned in for whatever reason. Sure, i've noticed it's won a few Emmy's or Golden Globes but nothing really enticed me to sit down and take it all in.


The episode I happened to see this afternoon was hilarious!! I was literally belly laughing at the gags and jokes.

So I guess the reason I am so mad is:

(1) there was never that person saying "Dude you gotta see this show, man. It's so damn funny"

No one!

(2) the show has been on for, what, 4 years? Four Years! I 've missed four years of Zack Braff and what's his name and what's her name...I don't even know who is a regular and who was a guest star.

(3) Now I have to go out and buy all the seasons on DVD which will probably cost me $200. I say some one owes me BIGTIME!!!

So in order to see that this type of thing doesn't happen to any of my pals I am going to recommend the next big TV my opinion at least.

Watch "30 Rock" with Tina funny cool and it has Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey.

There, my conscious is clear!

...and I'm a little less PO'd now.

*NEW* Tylenol Red Bull

Background: I have been suffering from Back Spasms for the past few weeks. Honestly it's like being crippled...bend over...can't get back up. Twist the wrong way...good luck trying to get back to the couch. It really sucks. Anyway i have been to the doctor who prescribed a dose of Muscle relaxers and Anti inflammatory drugs which, although they help, knock me the hell out!!! Literally.

So last night i purchased some Tylenol Ultra with the hopes of having some of the pain relief without the massive drowsiness (I am back to work BTW).

Results: This morning I took two...the recommended dosage is 1-2 tablets every 4 hours as needed. Now, 1 hour later, i feel like I've drank 4 cans of Red Bull plus two Tim Horton Double Doubles. My heart rate resembles a hopped up hummingbird and my hands are shaking even as I type.

Back Pain has subsided somewhat therefore I give the pain relief a C grade but the caffeine high an A++

I wonder if the Rave set has discovered these??

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

WANTED: Fugitive Boobs

BERLIN, Germany --
A German plastic surgeon who was cheated out of payment by several women has given pictures of their enlarged breasts to police, in the hope the photos will help trace them.

"The women registered under fake names," Michael Koenig, a surgeon in Cologne, told Bild newspaper. "After the operations, which lasted about an hour, they just ran away."

"Tanja" went out for "fresh air" after an 8,000-euro (about $8,500) surgery to enlarge her breasts. "She never came back and never paid," said Koenig. He now plans to demand payment in advance.

Bild published a five-column picture of Tanja's naked breasts. "It's probably the most unusual wanted poster police ever had," the newspaper wrote.

LOL Do they put these types of wanted posters up in the post offices in Germany??

Shocking!!! I thought we were growing out of this TV "fad".

NEW YORK (AP) -- The average American home now has more television sets than people.

That threshold was crossed within the past two years, according to Nielsen Media Research. There are 2.73 TV sets in the typical home and 2.55 people, the researchers said.

With televisions now on buses, elevators and in airport lobbies, that development may have as much to do with TV's ubiquity as an appliance as it does conspicuous consumption. The popularity of flat-screen TVs now make it easy to put sets where they haven't been before.

Rick Melen, a facilities manager, has three sets in the Somers, New York, home he shares with his wife. That doesn't count the bathroom set that broke down and hasn't been replaced or the speakers installed near their hot tub, allowing them to watch a wide screen set through a window.

Half of American homes have three or more TVs, and only 19 percent have just one, Nielsen said. In 1975, 57 percent of homes had only a single set and 11 percent had three or more, the company said.

In the average home, a television set is turned on for more than a third of the day -- eight hours, 14 minutes, Nielsen said. That's an hour more than it was a decade ago. Most of that extra TV viewing is coming outside of prime time, where TVs are on only four minutes more than they were 10 years ago.

The average person watches four hours, 35 minutes of television each day, Nielsen said.

Ok, let's for the living room, one for the rec room, one in the bedroom, one in the bathroom (just kidding) and one in the kitchen...yep we have two more TV's than people. But if you could two humans and two canines we are just perfect.

Way to go Trailer Park Boys

Trailer Park Boys: The Movie is the number one comedy in Canada!

TORONTO, Oct. 9 - Canadian audiences have made Trailer Park Boys: The Movie the number one comedy in the country.

The movie grossed an estimated $1.3 million at the box office in its opening weekend becoming the 11th top grossing film in North America.

Playing on over 200 screens, Trailer Park Boys: The Movie had a per-screen average of $6,632 over the three-day weekend.

The film finds Ricky, Julian and Bubbles hatching a plan for The Big Dirty - the largest heist of their criminal history.

Trailer Park Boys: The Movie is directed by Mike Clattenburg, produced by Barrie Dunn and Mike Volpe and executive produced by Ivan Reitman.

The film is distributed in Canada by Alliance Atlantis(*) Motion Picture Distribution LP.

Trailer Park Boys: The Movie is currently in wide release across Canada.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

28 Day Slater - Episode 1

This little movie is pretty darned funny.
If you get a chance go to You Tube abnd watch all 5 episodes.
Canadian Idiot

Oh Weird Al - I think you just gave me a theme song for this blog! EH?